William Lately

Here are a couple of phrases aka grammatical errors William makes routinely that make me want to gobble him up:

Favorite is "davorite"
Family is "damily"
Four is "door"
Five is "dive"

When counting, 11 is "eleventeen."

His teacher, Ms. Vicki, is "Ms. Dickie"

You get the trend...he substitutes a 'd' for all 'f's' and 'v's'

When referring to Charlotte, he doesn't know the pronoun "she" so everything is "her."

"Mommy, hers hungry, hers crying."
"Her needs a new diaper."
"Her is about to spit up on me."

He also refers to Charlotte as his "best durl, sweet durl, bootiful baby durl and sweetie pie and sweetheart." I die.

His best friend at school is Luke. At home, he would prefer to spend every waking moment with our neighbor Buck who is 4.

When he gets mad at Grant or me, he routinely says "You are NOT my best friend anymore and I'm finding a new DAMILY (family)!!"